sawatdee kaa ! phuket makh rorn.

DAY ONE ,

left the house around two. reached the airport and had lunch at ; daddy gets 20% off . mom&dad. plane ride was kinda turbulence-y. but i love turbulence so i didn't mind. sat in between megan and baby. the plane landed an hour and a half later. we were [ thisclose ] to landing when baby decided to puke fries and milo. airport water costs 60baht , which is equivalent to 6bucks. checked into the royal paradise hotel and went for tea at a restaurant opposite ; walked far for dinner and shopping afterwards. yeemah and baby. got a greenteafrap. yeah my mom kinda got mad and was all like , " we didn't come to phuket to spend 160baht on fraps " .. whatever mommy.

before we got to the hotel , we stopped at this place. the lady was all like ;
*imitates her thai accent*

" loyal paladise hotel very goot. but many ladyboy there. many many boy like boy , no goot place for children "

didn't believe her till we got there cause opposite our rooms are like , a hostel for ladyboys. ladyboys are thailand's third gender. it's kinda cool cause you see them walking around EVERYWHERE. so they have boobs and they cut off their dick and had the doctor fold the skin together to form a vajayjay. anyway , phuket's filled with ladyboys and hookers looking for angmohs. walked around , watching ladyboys poledance.

parents went for a massage , leaving brandon and i in the room to watch parental control on channel [v]. thai milk ; definately different from msia milk :P

day two ,

woke up around 9-ish. breakfast at hotel :) went shopping after that , bought 3 shorts and 3 tank tops. went for a facial , i have pictures of brandon getting a facial. in case i plan to blackmail him , muahaha. daddy's gay face :P here's one but you can't see his face , so nevermind. @ night , simon cabaret. which was VERY fun. if you ever go to phuket , simon cabaret is a must. yeah , it's kinda expensive but so worth it. it's just ladyboys dancing and singing and boobshaking :D click to enlarge. ladyboy in pink dress.

day three ,

breakfast then shopping at the beach front. i got aloe vera-ed at the beach.the monkey picture kinda reminded me of ; anyway ,
heh.

back to the hotel to pool (: off to fantasea at night (: with international buffet. oh yeah , my mommy did french tips too :P the taps were so cute ! water from the bull's nose :D dinner. i have this while brandon had some huge dinner.

fantasea has nothing to do with seas or water. just loads of elephants and a screwed up storyline. kinda nice though. i still choose simon cabaret over fantasea.

mebrandon
do as they say.
what they say ?
eat breakfast like a king , lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
yeah well , sometimes beggars eat like this *points at his plate*

last day ,

had breakfast. this little girl , with her family la. the little girl takes the knife , scratches her thigh then her ass , then her neck then her hand. and puts the knife back on the table. she then drops her toast on the floor , picks it up , eats the skin and gives it to her mom to eat :D LOL. then there was this guy with a hooker opposite our table. the hooker was kinda gross. so we leave the hotel and , head for the airport. it takes an hour to get there , and WHEN we get there. the flight's delayed. AN HOUR ! we waited at the airport like jakuns. we finally get on the plane and we touchdown @ kl , 5.10pm.my read for the trip. finished it in 5 days. awesome book.la gon.
xx.